The Johnson Kids - Track 4
"Woah" Said the Johnson Kids to the underdog
They were bouncing down the street, yeah looking for a job
When a sweet little lady, she came over and said
"Dude I love your hat, may I have it from you please?"
Looking slightly shocked, I muttered "I have a disease!"
Do you, do you really do you have a disease?
Are you, are you sure or being un clean?
No little lady it's the truth truth truth
Everything I do is all for you!
"How can it be!?", you call out
You don't know my name
You're new to this route
Yeah I know but sure but yeah but sure but no
I looked in your eyes and saw summer snow
It's snowing right now
It's a sign of love
Take off your clothes and dance in the snow
Your indecision brings the best of me
EGG AND SOLDIERS DAY - Track 6
Egg Egg, Egg Egg, Egg and Soldiers Day
Sit and pray for Egg and Soldiers Day
Strips of Buttered love and a perfect ripe ripe one
From the chickens of azabarjan
Egg and Soldiers Day
Egg Cup Legs Up
Egg and Soldiers Day
With yoke and kisses and cups of tea
Egg Egg, Egg and Soldiers Day
Every Day it's Egg and Soldiers Day
Dirrty - TRACK 7
I love it when you come to me
You Love it when I come in your eye
I love it when you come to me
You Love it when I come in your eye
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Let's hit the back seat or lick you in the front
Run your fingers through my hair
Kiss me on the cheek
What cheek? not those cheeks!
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
There's a sock on the floor
Crawling to the door
Laced with crusty love juice
It's got a mind of its own
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
What hand d'ya wipe your bum with?
I use toilet paper and stand
Clean front to back and wash my hands
Let's watch each other poo
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
I love it when you come to me
I love it when you come to me
You love it when I come in your eye
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Oh Dirrty
Rohypnoln - TRACK 8
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Looks like someones slipped you a little piece of sin
I wanna nurture you like you were my own
I'll take the sofa, you take the bed
Hoods up, eyes shut
It's a trick I've used before
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
A little reluctance, a little pause
I've got trust in my eyes
Lady I'm yours
Your vision is blurred
Intuition has failed
Take me by the hand, I'll lead the way
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
It's just a tag line to make you mine
It's just a tag line to make you mine
You're my prey, I don't know my name
I don't care to ask
These pills are insane
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Take care of yourself out here on your own
Or you'll end up like this bag of bones
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
Hey there you don't look right
Come on back and stay the night
PLEASE DON'T WIPE IT ON ME - Track 9
Could be Ketchup, Mayonnaise or Thousand Island dressing
Throw an anchovy, pesto sauce or melted cheese
Creamy cream and cold baked beans
No no, no no
Please Don't Wipe it On me Baby
Please Don't Wipe it On me Baby
I might do a little Spaz, oh well
Please Don't Wipe It On Me Baby
I might Do a Little Spaz, Oh well
ever since a young age
Never been able to concentrate on saying grace
Swam in bubbles of gravy
Licourice on my face
Sorry if I am boring if we dine by moonlight at a lake
I try to encourage a food fight
Woah, pie in the face.
BEST OF ME - Track 10
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
Doing everything we can on our list
Every moment spent with you is bliss
Our lifes gonna be so good
Secret jokes not understood
We'll do what lovers should
Kiss and talk it's all so good
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
Sitting on my face and doing a fart
This was love right from the start
When you go, when you return
This loves jury's been ajourned
We're as one, so much fun
Let me play yeah with your bum
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
Call me Rupert, call me Gwin
Call me everything within
Write me letters, Write me notes
Go ahead, tell a joke
Happy now and happy still
You're my life, my sexy girl
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
You've got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me
Dirty Little Bastards - Track 11
Twenty Four years ago today
A baby came out and wanted to play
A day that'll live in infamy
A boy named Midget, an angel you see
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Dances for us all, banging for free
Dirty Little Bastards, What
Dirty Little Bastards, Yeah
Dirty Little Bastards, what
Dirty LIttle Bastards, yeah
Picked up the phone, take me away
It's simple to say, I like to play
Teddy Rupskin, Optimus Prime
No interest in me, I made girls mine
Did it in the shed, Toilets at school
Lock of her hair, I wrapped my tool
Age of nine, I was no fool
My mother taught me well
Dirty Little Bastards, What
Dirty Little Bastards, Yeah
Dirty Little Bastards, What
Dirty Little Bastards, Yeah
MESSIAH PLAY - TRACK
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Then I stole his stash
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Now I've got a rash
We are the demon fuckers
We are the prophet Busters
I am the resurrection and I am the light
Just ignore salvation baby
Hatreds on your side
Just as god created you
He also created me
To live and be a christian honey you have to forgive me
We are the demon fuckers
we are the prophet busters
We are the demon fuckers
we are the prophet busters
Last night I fucked Jesus
Then I stole his stash
Last night I fucked Jesus
Now I'm Trailer trash
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Now I'm crucified
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Now I'm Ostracised
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Now I'm castaside
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Last Night I fucked Jesus
It's not treason, rule nor reason
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Judgement day, Messiah play
Screw with the saviour, god incarnate
According to the gospel I'm like pilate
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Last Night I fucked Jesus
Holy Trinity, Holy trinity, Holy trinity
Three in a bed
Last supper, we're all dead
Last Night I fucked Jesus
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Oh you want sex, you wanna get laid
Come with me ,I know a place
It's down by the river, over the bridge
The girls are ho,t in no way fridge
If you've got the green you can have the lot
Damn man you can have the lot
Ask for Sandra, she'll spank you hard
Oral spank me, Oral spank me
Fuck no, not in there
No oh no, it's not fair
Seductive dress, racey lacey
Private pleasures, I'll be Dick, you be Tracey
It's my fantasy ya see
Young cut frank and dirty please
More money, no harm no foul
Sex ain't free, not off the brow.
Am I Interrupting - Track
Hell no he didn't want to see that
Walking in on it
2
Went to get his hair cut at the local barber shop
Found out it was shut closed locked
Then he came back, tried the front door
No keys, No luck go round the back
Pussy on the back
3
Slide it open, go on in
There's your mother with come on her chin
What do you do but leave the room
Don't go back before too soon
Are you decent, are you right
Shit mother he's scarred for life
How's he ever gonna get a wife with that sordid image scrathed on his mind
Who Know's, Who know's
Who's to blame not me, Who's to blame not you
The fact of the matter is, he couldn't make her come
Hell no he didn't wanna see that walking in on it.
Barely Legal - Track
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
I'm a break, I'm a break
I'm a break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
I'm gonna break, I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break ya in
Barely legal anal teens
Push her down on her knees
Suck that cock, take the lot
Deep throat it bitch
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break, I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
Grab her titties, Slap her ass
Grab her titties, slap her ass
Take that dick, fuck her fast
Fuck her in a way, She won't forget
Fuck her hard, fuck her fast
Fuck her til she comes
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
I'm gonna break ya in
Fuck her hard, fuck her fast
Fuck her til she comes
I'm gonna break ya in
I'm gonna break ya in girl
For The Wings - Track
Going out alone, isn't what I thought my life would be
Groups of people walk on by and they stare at me
Has my life become this nightmare
Fear, panic, greed
I walk alone, out here on my own in a city I just don't know
Take me in your arms, show me the way back home
I'm too drunk to find my way
Safety pins hold up my jeans
Your the angel in my dreams
If I died tonight would you save me
If I died tonight would you care
Is this what my lifes become
So cynical I'll kill......
Doing it for my angel
I do as she commands
She's got time to make me bleed
With her bondage stories of hell
Feed me with the tales I need
Leave me wanting more
Doing it for my angel
You're keeping me alive
When I see your eyes I'm no longer satan's slave
Doing it for my angel
I'm doing it for the girl
Doing it for my angel
I'm going it for the girl
If I died tonight would you save me
If I died tonight would you care
Is this what my lifes become
So cynical I'll kill....
Coolio Von Coolson - Track
I drink a bottle every day
Ever since I put my dog in the grave
My bitch killed my bitch and now I'm, hitting the bottle
It's Tuesday morning, Lassie never came home
I'm a little sad but it's all right
I'm Coolio Von Coolson
I'm Coolio Von Coolson that's right
If my balls are sweaty, I'll wipe them dry
All you ladies ask me why
I'm Coolio Von Coolson yeah right
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson, yeah that's right
Coolio Von Coolson, yeah that's right
Who am I, Who am I
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson
What am I, I'm Coolio
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson
Nothing effects me, nothing tries me
Ladies they all ask me why
One two three four
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson
Coolio Von Coolson